Women are from Venus, and men are from Penis

Phallus decided he wanted to take a joy ride that evening. His friend Penis had a bus. They would get some liquor, drive around. Maybe pick up a vagina along the way. Or a pair of tits... Or perhaps they would watch the new movie where a cop beats up 20 people with his bare hands and then dances to that new song.. Something about sticking to each other with glue or fevicol or something... Oh yeah.. he could stick himself in that heroine right now. Actually just about any woman would be ok right now. he just needed a cunt to fuck.. Most of them these days were asking for it anyway, with their western clothes and late working hours. He had even caught a few walking around with boys. If the slut could be with that man then why not him. 

He had never really had sex with anyone or even spoken about it though. That kind of talk was not allowed in his house. There were no rules on fantasies though.  There were many items on his fantasy wish list..Sheila, Munni, Chameli..all dancing, writhing, all those men dancing around them..items..I need to get me one of those.. My own naked dancing girl...he could be Rowdy..Rowdy phallus.. Sounded very macho to him..

He to get out of his house. He needed a break, needed to feel manly again. He stared at a few vagina's walking quickly down the road. Whores, he said to himself..he stared at them imagining what they would like without their clothes on. One of them made eye contact and abused him with her eyes. How dare she? thought Phallus.. His mother had tried raising her voice once against his father and he had nearly beaten her to death. After that she remained invisible and inaudible as long as he could remember. A man has to control his woman, Phallus's father told him. Teach these bitches their place. 

Phallus turned around the corner and his friends Penis, Cock, Lund, Pole, and Dick were waiting for him. Penis was known to have beaten his wife up in the past. Haramzadi went to the cops about it and got Penis into trouble. These women were trying to be like men. They were getting the courage to go against their masters. Phallus felt the male burden of taming a shrewish cunt in his lifetime. 

They got into the bus and popped open a few bottles. They emptied the bottles quickly singing popular songs, getting frenzied. They thrust their mock breasts and pretended to paw at each other...Phallus and his fellow dicks roamed around the city feeling like wild beasts waiting for prey.. They joked about humping a couple of vaginas for fun. Or maybe they could share one... See who did it best..they screamed and laughed like hyenas.."Bas ek randi chahiye.. chodane ke liye".. they sang, thrusting themselves at the seats of the bus..

Suddenly they spotted prey...what was she doing out here at night? Phallus felt himself going stiff..there seemed to be no one around, "Let's pick her up..  Kya maal hain, behenchod.." His phallic friends urged him on. Penis spotted trouble.
The bitch was accompanied by a man. Out late at night, with a guy...this whore deserved to be fucked..We'll show him who the real penis here is. Phallus felt cocky and powerful...

Luring the two in was fairly easy. Evidently they weren't from the the great city. If they were they would have known the only thing scarier than a gun or a wild animal here were hyper-functioning  erections. They looked vary but sat down..Penis began undressing her with his eyes first...Cock and Pole were pretending to be passengers, wondering how they could get rid of the man with her. She was beginning to get uncomfortable. Dick wondered how her breasts would feel...emboldened by her resistance he tried to hold her hand. She began putting up a fight. She screamed and begged him to let her go...Cock and Pole stopped pretending to be passengers and joined their friend in his hard on. They caught the man as he struggled to fight and protect her. Sala randibaaz.. "Ladki  ko raat mein ghumayega...Mard banega..sale" Penis found a rod in the bus and they knocked him unconscious..sale, ab tu dekh, teri  munni ko kaise badnaam karte hain." 

The girl screamed for help and tried to bite Penis's arm and escape..sali kutiya..uske saath ghumegi, main acha nahin lagta kya....mujhmein kya problem hain.. Chal main dikhata hoon tujhe.."

As the girl screamed for help he pinned her down.. Oh yes, this felt so good, so powerful.. She had succumbed to him.. The girl thrashed around wildly, begging for mercy as he pawed at her breasts and tore off her pants..poor thing, should have called them her brothers as they thrust their penis' in her... Asked them to wait while she fished out her Rakhi.. pepper spray is so last year..Asaram bapu's helpful advice. Must watch more of aastha channel. That would have also helped her get culture which in Bharat is a rape deterrent. 

13 days later after losing her intestines to surgery, and her blood to the streets of Delhi, the victim lost her life. At 23. Slowly, painfully it ebbed out of her, deserting her one organ at a time..she saw it departing in the eyes of her loves ones.

She was moved to Singapore as she hung by the last shreds of her life. "Theek hain" the politicians asked..The not so jawan Sheila and gang thought it would save them some bother. .. it will look like they cared. Foreign bheja usko.. She considered building an entire hospital there for Indian women. The matriarch could inaugurate it. Perhaps propose chartered flights from Haryana. 

The country mourned, the city burned, the politicians indulged in trash talk...Honey Singh got lambasted along the way while Kareena  Kapoor called herself a piece of meat and invited men to wash her down with alcohol..A few days earlier, she had asked men "aakhon se kyun seken, haathon se kar manmaani ".. She wants a modification in rape laws apparently.. Noble..not all jawani's should attract halkat men.. 

Phallus and friends got caught. Dick is hoping to get away cause small men like him have innocent penis's that can do no harm. He just might. Spare the rod and protect the rapist. So what if an innocent 23 year old lost her life? Her 17 year old rapist will be a free man.
Now that his virile friends are in jail, his phallic counterparts have taken on the onus of their sex drive. They walk around with erections, raping at will.. Last  heard a 21 year old was raped, stripped and left to die in the capital.. A 32 year old mother, a small child in primary school, a teenage girl.. Everyday brings a new victim..school girls in Pondicherry will wear overcoats to protect themselves.. Soon we will all regress to the dark ages when women were neither seen nor heard.  God, when back from  long leave, will help those who overdress themselves. The  RSS and Abu azmi will dance around a bonfire and sing  a secular kum ba ya.. Should borrow Harry Potter's invisibility robe and migrate to Bharat where no rapes happen, and send the men to Singapore where no rapist gets away scot free. Hindi chini Bhai Bhai...